If I weren't me, maybe I could be this guy. (Read my real Bio first and this will make more sense.)
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I was born someplace warm and sunny. I grew up in warm and sunny places. I currently live in a warm and sunny place. My mailing address was also someplace warm and sunny for a 4-year stint called college. I have been to other places, and most of them were warm and sunny.
The luxurious house I live in now (as my primary residence) is located someplace warm and sunny. With a five-car garage, there is plenty of room for the family car, the truck, the SUV, my Corvette, and my lawn tractor (plus attachments). I have a private backyard, and like to spend time in my in-ground pool and hot tub. When it rains, I can close the roof like at Skydome in Toronto.
I only work when I want to. Between the big pile of money I won playing the Powerball and my vast real estate empire, I've been doing very well for myself. I only take jobs that I probably would have done anyway as part of a hobby. Some of my favorite jobs include juggler on a Caribbean cruise ship, associate photographer for the Venus Swimwear catalog, consultant for the Vanguard Group, backrub specialist, and as the "After" guy in the beach ads for the latest abdominal workout gadget. (Note that most of these have to do with being someplace warm and sunny.)
Various things I would like to accomplish:
| Born: | Someplace warm and sunny | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Current Job: | Whatever I want | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Current Employer: | Whomever I want | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Education: | BS EE from RPI MS Comp Sci from BU Ph. D. in Life Experience |
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| Dream Car: | Corvette with T-top (in bay 4 of my garage) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Person Who'd Like to Meet Me: | Shania Twain | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hobbies (non-income): | Birding Softball Karate Chess Cooking Gardening |
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| Spare Time for Hobbies: | Maximal | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| TV Show: | The Simpsons (there is no other choice) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cruise Line: | Carnival | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| On-Line Trader: | Datek | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Musician I've Photographed: | Shania | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team I Own: | Boston Red Sox | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Modeling Job: | Speedo | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Weather Conditions: | Warm and Sunny | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||